If I Were...

If I were a month, I would be May

If I were a day of the week, I would be a Friday Evening.

If I were a time of day, I would be 8 PM.

If I were a planet, I would be Pluto (I still count it).

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a canopy bed.

 

If I were a sea animal, I would be a starfish.

If I were a direction, I would be east.

If I were a liquid, I would be Diet Coke with Strawberry and Vanilla (From Sonic).

If I were a tree, I would be a willow.

If I were a gemstone, I would be a sapphire.

 

If I were a tool, I would be a hammer. 

If I were a kind of weather, I would be a very sunny day.

If I were a musical instrument, I would be a piano.

If I were a color, I would be maroon.

If I were a flower, I would be a lily. 

 

If I were an emotion, I would be happiness.

If I were a sound, I would be rain on the roof.

If I were an element, I would be water.

If I were a car, I would be a salsa red VW converble (tan top). 

If I were a fruit, I would be watermelon!

 

If I were a food, I would be french fries.

If I were a material, I would be silk.

If I were a taste, I would be spicy.

If I were a scent, I would be Dior Pure Poison.

If I were a place, I would be a library filled with books and comfortable couches. 

 

If I were an object, I would be my bow ring.

If I were a body part, I would be hands.

If I were a facial expression, I would be a smile. 

If I were a pair of shoes, I would be sparkly flats. 

If I were a song, I would be Too Busy Being Fabulous by the Eagles.